Welcome to College, Rachel
After 18 years of being confined to life in the great suburb of Elmhurst, my sister has begun her adventure of college at the University of Illinois. She will be residing at the Busey-Evans dorm and plans to pursue a degree in Mathematics and Secondary Education. Rachel will also be working part-time in her residence hall for the Dining Services doing such notable activities as swiping IDs, cleaning dishes, and putting out food.
Feel free to welcome her to college by e-mailing her at rahrens2 at uiuc dot edu.
P.S. All males on campus interested in dating Rachel will be promptly introduced to my left and right biceps through a series of exercises I call "My Gun Show Meets Your Face".
[Check out Rachel's diary of her college life here.]
posted by matt @ 3:36 PM
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6 Comments:
Indeed, welcome to college Rachel!
Of course, now that your e-mail address is public info, I should hope your bro is ready to put the gun show into action...
Where have all the cowboys gone?
Wait, I mean where have all the years gone?
College is the big show, enjoy it Rachel.
bensheets, it's great that you chose to welcome Rachel to U of I by posting about it here. What's not so great is that by posting her email address on here, you've assured Rachel that dozens of spambots will also welcome Rachel. It may help to change the post to read "rahrens at uiuc dot edu". What was your major again?
oneway, you are more of a nerd than people give you credit for. good call on the email address change.
Once again, betrayed by benevolence.
As long as it's out there, I also like Star Trek TNG, video games, comic books, Lord of the Rings, sci-fi, statistics, reading on a Friday night, internetting, and more.
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Matt, can I get tickets to your gun show?
I see your guns, and raise you a pair of my pipes.
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