Mr. Jeter, I'm Coming to Town
Check out this article that deifies Derek Jeter once again.
Thankfully, I will have the opportunity to see Derek Jeter in person next Monday and Tuesday when I attend two Brewers-Yankees games at Miller Park. I would like suggestions for signs that I can make to bring to the game to insult Derek Jeter. Here's what I got so far:
- "Derek Jeter is the most overrated human being in the history of the world"
- "Hey A-Rod, sorry that Jeter's a baby; you should be playing shortstop"
- "Hey Jeter, I'd take JJ Hardy over you anyday of the week"

2 Comments:
"Hey Jeter, I wish you weren't my father"
"My 'Make a Wish' is to kick Jeter in the nuts." (you'd have to shave your head)
Update:
The Milwaukee Brewers won both games by a single run against the New York Yankees that I attended. And, for a little icing on the cake, Derek Jeter made the last out in both games with the tying run in scoring position. O-V-E-R-R-A-T-E-D.
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