Standing Up for Milwaukee

From the Journal-Sentinel (Milwaukee paper):

"Mets ace Pedro Martinez, who called Milwaukee a "boring" city before making his first career start against the Brewers on Saturday night, redirected his ire at Miller Park fans after that game.

"I saw a lot of people here, a lot of people, even though some of them were really nasty out there," he said. "Two of them mentioned my mama. Milwaukee is really nice; I didn't expect that from Milwaukee.

"I felt that they were going to come and see me, and they did. But to mention my mama a couple of times, that wasn't very pretty. Too many beers around here, too many breweries.""

I apologize, Pedro, that two Brewers fans mentioned your mama. They probably were just wishing her a Happy Mother's Day. Pedro, do a favor for me: cut your freakin' hair.